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Funny how a Spaceballs sequel works better today than the original did. Try telling anyone under 30 that Star Wars was not culturally relevant in 1987.

Remember when The Lego Movie begat Battleship?

Giving me some David-Warner-in-Time-Bandits vibes.

Someone tell this bullshit-ass AI prompt that Goonies came out in 1985.

Still killing it. "... Brooks beamed in with a message, 'Sorry I can’t be with you. I’m on the convention floor trying to buy a rare Charizard card. When I was your age, on a Friday, I would go to something called work,' he joked. 'From the bottom of my heart I wanna say, thank you, nerds."

I barely read superhero stuff anymore, but Martian Manhunter is the real deal.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

It's almost as if having billions of dollars insulates you from the rest of humanity and forces you to construct a reality based only on your own circumstances.

That didn't work out to well for the dude chasing Harrison Ford.

No need for new poster art. Just use the illos from the original game boxes.

The poster is giving off a 90's era vibe.

That second panel!

I took a dvd from this and two weeks later I got a bill for $97 in late fees.

You just know Nancy spent the better part of an hour looking for that yo-yo just so she could stick it to Fritzi.

He sounds very much like Dick Cavett. Which places this very firmly in my wheelhouse.

"Pardon me, I must go make four foundational horror movies." -James Whale, born on this day

Who do?

Shoulda put him in a musclesuit and wig like The Rock in Moana.

For years I have very rarely gone to a movie theater for a new release. So far this Summer I have been to the theater 3 times. That's more than I usually go all year. And every time I have been subjected to the trailer for "One Night Only." Is this the price I'm paying for being a poor cinema fan?

Scarecrow, Joker, the ghost of Mal are all horror movie characters.