“Do you mind?! I’m sunbathing here”
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Julie Blommaert
Профиль VivelyScientist/nerd. Human to Lilja the floof. Allegedly pissed off too many men on twitter
Worst things about being single: it’s expensive and I have to do and decide everything by myself Best things: I can do what I want
Julie BlommaertTFW your day off gets eaten by life admin involving paperwork and emails
TFW your day off gets eaten by life admin involving paperwork and emails
They also used to have dinner parties inside the whale
jordanThe only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
Senior colleague left the conference mid-session, found a book store, bought a copy of On the Origin of the Species, personally delivered it to another senior colleague, still in session, and told him he should probably read it before trying to publish another evolutionary biology paper.
Thought I’d have more mental capacity for all the BS our government is doing and it being an election year once the car stuff was sorted Turns out the problem wasn’t my capacity
Me, putting memes everywhere in a super serious “update us on your work” presentation
You know this isn’t AI cause no one could have predicted the next word in this sentence at any point
Marisa Kabasroald dahl's grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he became a cop in south carolina and just married an american tiktoker