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I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT -pair of socks

wow! *smashes face against the toilet while i do a little dance around the room*

I have an I.Q. of 43 , I drink apple juice daily and my poo is "brilliant " #NoShame

the great moral dilemma: uber driver not wearing seat belt but driving well what rating to leave

as a boomer it is my duty to be confidently wrong about things despite any and all evidence

in order to lose weight i am going to eat an entire package of mint oreos and then feel like shit

sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Bisexual"???!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!! Hah. "Lesbian"??? !!!!!!!!!!!???

🀄 Treat your body with respect and decency so it can handle its duties as a Mother fucker 🙏

get down to the fucking dance right now the vibes are IMMACULATE #anthrocon

tried to overdose on aquarium water & police gave me a warning but then i started pissing so they shot me instead

you know there's no secret government weather machine because the furries would have hijacked it by now #anthrocon

the only part of me getting fucked this con is my ears and I wish that would change #penis

My fursona just said "you have to get off my lawn

first person to find me at anthrocon gets to write a post

fuck you @tsa.gov

due to the cost of living crisis in the UK we have decided to cut the cost of the Dirt bike

got that kinda teeth dentists cant see because theyre too small

proud to announce that im investing one zillion dollar into pills that make your dick turn green and fall off

📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Crushed. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Shocked. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Boated. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getti

cum so hard my ears pop and i get dizzy #whatthatmean