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Margo's Got Money Troubles brought me so much joy in its first season, truly so warm and funny and stylish. Also, they did NOT need to make Nick Offerman simultaneously THIS hot and cute, it's absolutely criminal, omg. 🥵

It's so important to stop and smell the flowers every now and then. 🌸🌱🩷 Make sure you're joined at the Pinup Sticker Club tier by 11:59PDT (Los Angeles time) by August 3rd to get this bloomin'-good sticker sent right to you! Patreon.com/drewgreen

It's 2009. I wanna go out for virgin margs with the gal pals, but I've gotta write my saucy sex advice column before my editor Gary reads me the riot act. Thankfully, I can do it all with my Sony Vaio Type P mini laptop. I'm a girl on the go! (Srsly, is this thing NOT peak hardware design though?!)

This figure of Samus looks like Cobel from Severance.

I've been quiet about it publicly but I busted my elbow roller skating about a week and a half ago. At first I was in a shitty splint from the ER and now I'm in this wacky brace and will be doing phys. therapy. Second injury this year. I love roller skating, but I'm likely not gonna do it anymore.

Miss Warp is peak femme.

Exercise is haaarrrd! 🫨💦

As good a day as any to complain about the summer heat in socal. My brain is melting out of my ears today.

In n Out excursion from last night. Special appearance by @thomofass.bsky.social #CanonPowerShotG2

I wish I had the brazen self-confidence of every single hot chicken restaurant in the US.

Anchovy is so fashion. 🐈‍⬛💅 #CanonPowershotG2

Got my hands on an old #CanonPowershotG2 that just needed a little fixin' up, and I'm impressed! Amazing sharpness and clarity for a sensor and lens combo this old, and it shoots RAW files. Here's an edited photo of my beautiful Anchovy.

It's too damn hot to wear the over-ear headphones, so I switched to the wired cheapies.

Sonic 3 & Pickles

I dunno if it's just a small/curated sample size or if it's representative of speedrunning culture at large, but Games Done Quick is so unapologetically queer and I absolutely love to see it. I grew up thinking for so long that gaming belonged to straight people and that's so not true.

Last day to join to get the July sticker!

Update: my boyfriend got home from work and I asked him to take a picture of my bald spot (my hair was probably 3mm at this point) and I looked at that picture and immediately went and shaved my head. So...bald Drew lives on. 🥚

Marbit loves packing paper. #FujifilmXPro2

I am 100% the guy who makes sure to say hello to the neighborhood lizard.

I'm growing my hair out. I haven't tried that in like...probably a decade. I wonder how severe my big bald spot has gotten. I guess we'll find out! If it looks horrible, you'll never see it. If "Drew with hair" is cute, expect selfies.