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There's nothing like that personal touch to build relationships...

Congratulations!

It's also hard to imagine dissing anybody harder than Pauli did... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_eve...

I will forever be humbled by, and grateful to, whoever first said "this paper sheds more heat than light"

Synecdoche, NY

The IATA code for Bora Bora is BOB, and I love that.

Everybody's favorite early Japanese novel: The Tail of Benji

A recent successful experiment: if you stir about 1/2 teaspoon of Tajín into the usual dose of Metamucil, the texture is still disgusting but the flavor ain't half bad.

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I think the tension is between "Look at me, Doing Good™️in public, ain't I the shit" and "Here is a Good Thing we all could do; let me demonstrate in public so it seems like a thing we all could do." #2 is why my T-shirt collection is 99% blood-drive shirts; #1 is why I feel conflicted wearing them.

Exactly what I was going to suggest - even just a dollar-store tarp should reduce the temperature pretty significantly

Edible complex, n.: a gummy fixation

Is a built-in sex sofa a "bonkette"?

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Turtle country: terrapin terrain

🎶...Roll the Abbot Roll the Abbot Roll him over, lay him down and do it again🎶

Oh, I was cured, all right

I like Presidents who DON'T tweet.

Maybe I'm misremembering, but iirc the video for "Unbreak" was about her lover being killed in a motorcycle accident.

Was just talking to a Bostonian and now I'm thinking of selling "Non-Rhotic Foah Lyfe" shirts