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Q: Before the polio vaccine, didn’t the virus paralyze and kill people enjoying their ‘gift from God?!’ Ladapo: Well, you have to take the bad with the good. Q: That’s the point— you DON’T have to. Vaccines have saved MILLIONS of lives. Ladapo: God doesn’t believe in science.

Trump: You ready, darling? Harp: Maybe we should change your diaper first— I think it’s full. Trump: Leave it on this time— you know, mix things up a little. Harp: Last time we had to replace the mattress. Trump: Let’s live dangerously. Tell you what— we’ll play ‘Bad Skunk.’

Even today, whenever I see a Cybertruck on the road, I think two things: • It’s not possible to imagine how anyone could ever design an uglier vehicle. • The MAGA driver is a Musk-sucking incel so ashamed of his own appearance that he needed to find a vehicle that truly fits him.

Dr. Anthony Fauci is a national hero who saved millions of lives, and did so while being criticized by the most stupid people the world has ever known. Donald Trump is a conman who destroyed our democracy while being defended by the most stupid people the world has ever known.

Of course not. Democrats might actually improve things— can’t have that, right?

The Republican Party: If you’re a pathetic incel with no education, no future, and just hope someday to work for ICE, come join your corrupt fellow Republicans. You’ll recognize us right away— we’re all just like you.

After the endless and painful telecast of Jethro Vance’s brutally verbose and patently insincere eulogy for Lindsey Graham (he actually referred to Graham as a “swashbuckler”), all I can say is that Lindsey got off easy by passing away instead of having to listen to this crap.

Update on Bitch McConnell: he’s still dead.

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Trump decompensated online last night, posting a tremendous number of bizarre images and comments. Democratic activist Harry Sisson had a full list of more than three dozen Trump posts, calling it a “mental health episode.” This is not unexpected in elderly dementia patients.

Trump: He’s the perfect role model for Barron!!!

Texas: Sure, we’d vote for Satan— we have many times. We’re ignorant, bigoted, and fiercely self-destructive, but we make up for it by being the most corrupt state in the country.

DEMS: Hey, we’re only 4 seats from winning the Senate! That means that most of us won’t need to bother getting off our asses to vote on November 3rd.

Two nights ago, Yemen’s Iran-backed Houthi rebels fired missiles and drones at Saudi Arabia. The Saudis resisted the temptation to say, ‘In a few years, we’ll have U.S.-approved nuclear missiles. Who’ll be laughing then, bitches?’ apple.news/AWVPde8xfRYK...

Ha, not that I disagree— but the same people who won’t vaccinate their kids, teach them that the earth is flat, and ban the books they’d need for an education would probably be just fine with that.

An aide to Bitch McConnell stopped claiming that he’s conducting Senate business from the hospital. No shit. While it’s evident that Republicans have to be alive to be as corrupt as they are, they’re happy to pretend that McConnell’s corpse can do it all. apple.news/AhP2IfNyQS_q...

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He is, indisputably, the most repulsive human who ever lived. He has no equal— no one’s even a challenger for his place as the most abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, loathsome, and detestable barbarian-lowlife imaginable. Every MAGAt tries hard to be as thoroughly repugnant, though.

You must have noticed that the most Christian Americans are also the most evil and corrupt. The explanation, they’ll tell you, is “vertical morality,” which holds that morality comes from the authority above— Donald Trump. It’s just ‘demented hypocrisy.’ apple.news/AqnWr_vy3Qu2...

For the first time in most people’s memory, they’re seeing what a politician can do if he isn’t entirely malevolent and corrupt. For MAGA morons, I’m referring to Zohran Mamdani. Trump lies about anything/everything, and his only accomplishments are in his demented imagination.