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I’ve been on American soil for 13 mins and a man is trying to holler at me. This time it was a border patrol agent! He was cute but I can’t even.

My book club is doing Harlem Rhapsody this month and I’m 2/3 complete. I want to throw something I’m so annoyed.

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Being Black and community oriented (also known as normal) is weird because I’ll call someone my sister or brother or cousin or wife or whatever (no actual relation) and be so confused why white people are confused with me. Dude, there’s no way you think I’m related to all these people? Fr?

I might be a dating/ hookup app terrorist fr.

My homeboy announced he’s divorcing his wife cuz he loves his ex. But they just had a baby via IVF. And now I’m the bad person cuz I said she should shoot him? The world needs more of me. Not less. Clearly.

The most disappointing thing about this widespread American conspiracy around COVID is how embarrassing it is globally. These idiots act like we went through the pandemic alone. No other country is this stupid. Being intelligent is a fucking curse in this country.

I just ran/ walked up 9 flights of stairs without stopping… please clap for me. (Workout cool down)

I just need to look like my best self and have 15 mins and a glass of champagne in a room with Michael B. Jordan. I swear. 😭

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