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Back in 2022ish i was planning an Undertale fnf mod and out of everything this little papyrus dialogue snippit is one of the things im most proud of

ik i talk about this a lot so I'll try and make this brief due to social security screwing over my mom and i, i feel like i have no choice but to get a job eventually.

honest question how the fuck do people get so many spam calls all the time. the way people talk about it they describe it like they get a spam call every like 30 minutes. why does this happen???? i never get spam calls??? am i just lucky??? is it because i dont give my phone number to people????

heres a list of games that I love but never actually played but i wanna play at some point (ie watched one or more playthroughs of) Castlevania SOTN Chrono Trigger Okami Final Fantsasy X Earthbound I will elaborate more in the thread below 👇🧵

my mom bought 3 packs of eggs for 96 cents each girl those arent eggs those are raccoon testicles

I've mentioned it before but genuinely honest to god i think social security is ran by a bunch of demons in human skin. Theyre claiming my mom is no longer disabled solely because she "makes too much money" and so theyre taking away the money they give her. cool. thanks. love it.

my crackpot deltarune theory is that susie will be the final boss and ch8 and beyond will be real and she'll make them real and they'll be a gauntlet of what she wants her world, her escapism to be. she doesn't want Deltarune to end. She doesnt want the dark worlds to end.

pornmeat wobblegirl wfaps walk into the building and they ask "yeah i want big omega plaps" and the bartender beats the shit outta them

does anyone have that one clip of vargskelethor joel ranting about how swedish people eat like. pickled pig ankle for christmas or some shit. i dunno how long ago this was but i remember it vividly but i forget the exact dish he was talking about

back in 2013-2014 i had an obsession with the Mother franchise and i remember on deviantart and other places people headcanoned ninten as having asthma and liking oreos as well as him wearing a bandana. do people in the modern day still hc that or is that ancient stuff now?

injecting 50,00,0,0,9,999,9,00,0,0,0,0,0,0,,00,mg of estrogen into both my thighs just to see what'd happen

pretending im a lost little kitten so i can suckle on momma pussys tittynipple, nyaa~!

honey boo boo broke into my room and broke me in half my body is destroyed my bones are broken and im a crumpled mess of a person I'm weak and weary I'm slime on the ground

guy who thinks a pack of giant wolves are gonna attack THEY WILL YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

smoking a weed blunt and blowing the smoke in a babys face #HowDoYouLikeThatYouWhore

do nonamericans have shitty reality tv shows like we do here. like channels like TLC that air nothing but like. fat people and people with weird addictions and people with 10,000,000 children. is this a thing elsewhere or is this uniquely a shitty American thing.

i heard there's a neww spiders man movie. does spider FLING FAT WEB and save the fucking day???????????????? tell me or i explode 10,000 babies with my Secret Device.... (I dont actually have a Secret Device[Or Do I....])

its funny not knowing who famous celebrities are because people will be like "yeah this person is rumored to be in this role and I'll never watch this movie because of it!!!" and you ask why and you find out its only because theyre famous and popular and everywhere

Does anyone remember the alvin and the chimpmunks roleplay parody account that would, very frequently, have mental breakdowns in character? to this day i dont know if this was an elaborate bit or if they were genuinely mentally unwell. this was 2018-2019ish

this is a hot take but imo if you come from a lower class family and you have a middle class friend, it is your job to make them realize that they're born into a life of privilege. people dont realize it but there inherently is a big gap between lower and middle class.