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Learned from the... Well, not the best, but you know

Huge if true

I think if Myles Garrett hit me at the right angle, I'd look like Buck Rodgers traveling through time

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You ever see that clip of Johnny Knoxville getting rocked by Jared Allen? That's probably about how it would go for me, but worse

Well I don't think we'll have any baseball for years to come either, so there's that

Hey thanks buddy, we had exactly zero run-ins with bears so all in all I'll call it a successful trip

My hypothesis from April remains undefeated

Yeah I agree, especially in the NBA. I don't know why but it bugs me when the home team wears their colored uniforms.

These are the only two uniforms needed

I am surrounded by trees and deers and stuff, so close enough

Dan said,

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"Captain Dan" has a nice ring to it

Great minds and so on and so forth

Damn those were gonna be my four too

I will take this advice into consideration

Well considering the speaker,

Is this like the Atlanta version of those "St. Louis-style" bagels that went viral a while back

I've consulted with my advisors (pictured) and yes it is

"Ok Boston, it's New York's turn with LeBron, we talked about this"