Growing up means your hands are too big for bananas to be toy guns, so they become toy karambits instead. Still duel wielding, though.
Hashtag potassium life, hashtag the K in karambit is for potassium.
*performative monocle pops out into my plastic champaign cup full of mango monster* Have you any idea how hard it is to transport a harpsichord by penny-farthing?