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About to find out, it appears

It's just been revealed to him that Allah is the one true God

Not with that attitude, you won't

The off-the-head doink Canseco achieved was impressive

Fuck off, dummy. Im not the asshole-whisperer. I don't have time to teach you how the world actually works when you're too dumb to get it. Enjoy talking to the void, fuck-face.

Ernest?

And? Dad wasn't making $170k/yr either.

CREEPING SHARIA!

Is this the new "1.5 Pinnochios"

There is some marching in, I am told

We've got a leprosy problem in Florida right now. (Really)

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

They think they could get an expeditionary force deployed unobserved at the Bay of Pigs.

"You know the ones"

But your phone knows you went to Threads. Just like how Facebook knows what the hell I just Googled in last hour.

Skipped right over "Wrong sperm, right love", eh?

It's Threads. You go over there so they assume you must be a freak, and the algorithm throws you the freak feed.

In 1977, Dad probably had a mortgage at 8.75-9.00%