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I happily played 'World of Warcraft' from '2007 to 2010,' but one day Blizzard removed 'the damage component' from my beloved warlock's 'Siphon Life' spell. I 'cried myself to sleep' that night.

I have long felt that several colors were injudiciously named. ‘Pink,’ for example—highly improper. It should have been called ‘blue.’

I generally try not to 'vigorously masturbate' while playing any 'turn-based' 'thinky' game (I find it 'too distracting').

A girl once told me she would never 'fuck' a guy who liked 'Age of Empires II.' I've still never played it because of that.

'We' are 'now,' 'like,' 'in' 'the singularity.'

The main thing you need to know about 'Xenogears' is that there's 'a guy named Citan Uzuki' in it and he's 'real good.'

Given that any extant 'extraterrestrial civilizations' are likely more advanced than our own, it is reasonable to presume that an 'extraterrestrial intelligence' has developed its own 'anime babes.'

If you don't let your kids watch softcore pornography, 'Xenoblade Chronicles 2' might be 'age inappropriate.'

A spell has gone awry! 'Glover,' a 'sentient glove' with the ability to 'roll balls,' must retrieve 'the lost crystals' to save a 'wizard' who has 'fallen out of a tower and gotten himself frozen.' Only 'Glover' and 'his balls' can save the day.

'Fun' little fact: 'Xenogears' was made in 'RPG Maker 2003.'

'Xenogears' 'offers' a 'JRPG-style story' featuring 'dark humor,' 'trauma,' and 'philosophical themes.'

This might be 'too obvious,' but it is 'the coolest thing ever': you can 'kill people' if you 'throw something at them from a high enough distance.'

Recently, I watched the film 'Heart of Darkness,' which chronicled the tremendous struggles that Francis Ford Coppola went through in creating 'Apocalypse Now.' In many ways, the creation of 'posts' for 'this account' has helped me identify with his plight.

Few are aware that the original 'localized title' proposed by 'Square Electronic Arts' for the North American release of 'Xenogears' was actually 'Lord British Presents: Worlds of Ultima: Xenogears.' Fortunately, Tetsuya Takahashi successfully argued that this was "absolute dork shit, Jesus Christ."

To use 'the old playground insult,' everything 'you' can 'do,' 'I' can, actually, as it happens, 'do' quite a bit 'better.'

There are countless 'surprises' in 'Final Fantasy VII' - a very 'Japanese' trait.

'Xenogears'? 'Sure.' It was 'fun.' I played it 'for ten minutes' when it 'came out' just like 'everybody else did.' If you 'completed' the 'whole thing' you're 'a liar.'

Do I 'defame' my lady Jessica Rabbit when I profess in the public square that she is 'hot'? I do not, and none would look at me askance for doing so. So why should I not raise my stein to Maggie Chow and her red dress? I pray, sir, leave me be as I sit here, to quote the sage Lo Wang, GETTIN' STIFF.

As a 'feminist, I'm 'partial' to long, straight, dark hair' and a 'natural, healthy look' (as opposed to the 'anorexic' 'supermodel' or 'pneumatic' 'TV/movie star' looks').

The only game that ever made me consider ‘a console,’ even for ‘a moment,’ was ‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’ (I never did ‘buy a console’).