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Hopefully anyone to the left of Joe Manchin is now certain that Rand Paul's occasional irritation of Donnie Demento does not make Paul a person of principles.

c/Although/Alas,/

This was a group of dipshits for which we should've crowdsourced a burn-book for Fauci to take in with him and read their beads at every opportunity.

I just saw an announcement that they held rates steady but there were 3 votes to raise. If Dim Donnie is awake he probably hurled ketchup at a wall.

Someone told him later that Kyle Clark made him look like an absolute moron and he's afraid Clark would be the moderator of a debate against a sane person. Winning THAT primary was being crowned King of the Dipshits.

Such lines write themselves.

If Fauci had come back with "I'm a guy who would never ignore his son-in-law beating the shit out of his own daughter," I'd have asked for his hand in marriage.

Paxton is probably terrified because they haven't made ANYTHING stick and he looks as bad image-wise as he does visually. He's probably extra worried about debates now that there's the whole voting rules violation for which he'll definitely never prosecute himself...

Treating the filthy conservative media muckrakers as victims to try to replicate the damage that having the Epstein victims shame Bondi is both disgusting and hopefully a miserable flop, though I'm sure lots of RWNJ mouth-breathers are already posting about it on Xitter.

I think he absolutely missed an opportunity to call them all the brainless, bottom-feeding "do your own research" shills that they are. And I knew he wouldn't, he's always been too professional and nice. Those assholes didn't need bare knuckles, they needed to feel BRASS ones.

I certainly wouldn't be able to resist laughing in the faces of all these charlatans and telling them it'd be a cold day in hell before I apologized for doing my job in the face of lying, uncaring propagandist shills.

I mean, I already knew Moreno is a contemptible shitbag and I figured that Fauci was going to be too proper, but deep down I was hoping for the "At long last have you left no sense of decency?" moment for all these performative grifting assholes.

Haw-haw overdid the bump of coke to get worked up for his camera time.

They're going to have to rename sundowning as "mid-afternooning" in the president's honor

Years of practice...

We must prevent them from escaping the consequences of their fawning sycophancy.

But how is their perception of who the leader should be so irretrievably warped? Nothing respectable, redeeming, inspiring or even really intimidating about that squishy old narcissist with dementia and diapers.

Came here to say this. Why would one assume any of these pandering cons had any self-respect to begin with?

You know what they say when you’ve lost Bill Maher and Van Jones… nobody gives a shit

What could be a more fitting end for a life of trolling from the closet, pretending to be honorable and screeching for war than to have that vapid asshole bumble through a eulogy someone else wrote and he couldn't care less about?