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… after killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts

Make her a Klansman?

Well, at least there was nobody there to witness the declaration of the nation’s death. The rotting empire shuffles off the world stage unmourned and unnoticed.

Nazi shit is worse than tacky. That’s a full-on Reichsadler, just missing the swastika for the complete NSDAP treatment.

That’s the form of energy some call “Small Dick Energy”, which Trump has in abundance.

Air Canada. That was your main mistake.

In addition, Hegseth has introduced a new form of salute for the armed forces.

I salute you, Secretary Hegseth!

I’m a big fan of Thor when it comes to these situations. It is, so to speak, Hammer Time! (For those old enough to remember)

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In other news, Santa Claus is real and perpetual motion machines will lower electricity costs while producing zero emissions.

Made it in 3, but luck was a huge factor.

Spurs relegated in the same year as an Arsenal PL championship would be quite amusing.

Let’s call it ‘Performative Dementia’ — a new DSM category.

What about shoes? Must they be 2 sizes too big?

You mean “Iran Victory Excursion”, not “Iran War”.

We've reached the "Declare Victory and Go Home" stage of the war. Happened faster than anyone expected.

That’s “Four Seasons *Total* Landscaping”, which somehow makes it even better.

Very big Miss South Carolina vibes going here.