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He ain’t gonna do shit.

My eyes burn just looking at that.

Boss level couponing right there. Respect.

Watching Star Wars: Attack of the Clones in a packed theatre in Northern California, fresh off of knee surgery with a stiff mix of painkiller pulsing through me. When Jar Jar Binks makes his first appearance, dude in the audience yells “You SUCK!” at the top of his lungs. Crowd goes wild.

Ha! Yeah, I used to think that edit was so funny when the video first came out.

I think you gotta get blotto, bud. Do it for US!

More like “Bitch McConnell”, amirite? Has anybody done that yet? Bitch McConnell?

A+

He should get his ass beat.

This album was sent back to us through time. Absolutely essential listening.

“Manifestation, revelation, -lution, retribution, solution.”

Tron Ares

Throw in a TV tray and a viewing of The Price is Right and you’ll be right as rain.

Time to place foot on neck.

We love you, Blair.

Fury Dads unite!

Cohiba. Hell yeah.

They’ve described the Brazilian team as “sexy” at least 10 times in this pregame show. They need to stop it.

Both of those movies traumatized me as a child. 5/5 would recommend!