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ohhh so slimy the hoggy

me: (serving a bowl of cottage pie) if you find a bay leaf in your bowl, you get a wish! dandelion: what kinda wish? me: it has to be something very, very minor. dandelion: i wish i didn't have a bay leaf in my food

i'm glad people liked this post so much, because i am in fact a ditzy dorky woman with a fat ass and nice tits and a shitposter's sense of humor and also two master's degrees in mathematics and in engineering physics. the Academic Bimbo is here and she's curled up on your timeline purring like a bug

the great thing about letting gwendolen dominate me is that she's the sort of person who could realistically say "my siphon! MY KUVA!" during sex

caves of qud is really, really good, and certainly has more interesting worldbuilding and storytelling than anything i've played recently, but i do think the procedurally generated faction relationships sometimes lead to unfortunate politics. like yeah polite society LOVES how often i kill goatfolk

me when i cook for his majesty