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I hate when I accidentally wear my inside Crocs outside

I'm still so sad about Eric Mays' passing. His funny ass should still be here.

I promise I'll never complain about having art block for 7 months ever again

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

I swear I tried thinking of a way to phrase this question for a Google search and can't. To be "reckless" means to be careless about your actions and their consequences. But what is a reck, in order to be reckLESS???

I just woke up and my hand started doing this crazy shit on its own omg

Why the fuck would I want a boneless couch

For the past few days that I've been taking the bus to work, I've been leaving the house at a very specific time to catch the one with the broken card reader and it's been working out great so far. Make the system work for YOU 🫵🏾

OKAY THIS STORM IS KINDA DOING A LOT

Some dirty rain dropped into my eye. I hope I get a cool superpower

I think if we were to simply throw all of the contaminated produce at one specific location, we may see some results

I really enjoy playing Pokémon Champions, but boy am I tired of playing against the same teams back to back to back. Metas ruin the fun for me.

Lots of wins happening this week for me!!!

"NYC needs a term for the heat like we have for the cold (brick)" We do: "it's dumb hot right now."

My poor AC trying its best

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My Lyft driver just offered me a scalding bottle of water and I'm having a hard time accepting that this is still only the beginning of what's to come

Not only are we in an economic and environmental crisis, we are also in an empathy crisis. Less and less people are expressing concern or willing to give the shirts off their backs for people in need.

I haven't touched Tomodachi Life in ages because of art block, but last time I did Danny DeVito had a crush on PinkPantheress and I should see how that's going I guess

I did not like the #From finale. Some parts had me emotional, but we STILL aren't learning about what's actually happening in the town despite the decisions the writers made for certain characters. I'm sad and disappointed. It's been 4 years of "the answer is in ep1" and I feel toyed with atp.

The Anti-Mamdanis of the city being mad about the rent freeze is so funny because it's not like they're barred from giving their landlords extra money out of their hard-earned checks for the sake of "just because". I'm sure they would REALLY appreciate it! 😂