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Went to Okoboji just to scroll bluesky on my phone in a different place

I’m giving her the D @therealmegs.bsky.social

I went on my first rollercoaster and was very brave about it

I don’t fear the lake. I fear the unknown squishy thing my foot is about to discover

I don’t have road rage. I have performance reviews for other drivers

Hey I just met you and this is crazy here’s a Snapchat video of my titties so call me maybe

The toilet paper on the ground is a paid actor

Me: geez I’m tipsy off of two drinks Also me: All you’ve eaten today is peach rings and corn nuts. Are you really that surprised

Maybe this cucumber jalapeño margarita will turn me into a fire breathing dragon 

I foraged* road trip snacks like a bear preparing for hibernation *bought

Is it socially acceptable to go ask my neighbors if they are going to smoke in their apartment to smoke me out too

Packing for vacation be like: oh yeah here are four outfits I’ve never worn once. I bet vacation me would love these