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a commentator worth his salt would have dropped just the ripest “didn’t get all of it” right there

i would survive the backrooms, but then again, i'm just built different

get this wicker dude some lotion, stat

hey, people who organize their books by color, who hurt you?

congrats @teresamwalker.bsky.social

dan orlovsky the kinda guy that stops wiping when he gets bored

i have clicked on more recall notices this year than all the previous years in my life combined

what’s the deal with that credit card commercial where shaq introduces himself as your mom’s friend with benefits

"oh hero of time, i have waited 100 years to tell you these words our princess zelda left for you" (SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP) "alright then good luck out there"

you look like the kinda asshole that enjoys barstool sports content

my ass would get lost in the backrooms immediately

chris farley would have killed this on snl

i was in a fraternity. the only greek part was making freshmen drink warm 40s of king cobra or colt 45 if they couldn't recite the greek alphabet

when it happens do you suppose his big nussy will open up and his shriveled brain fall out to bounce away like dried pear

new lows all the time

i wish someone else would carry him away to prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if someone is around your child wearing the pervert glasses, you should act appropriately in such a way that would get me banned from this website

welcome to windows 11. sleep means nothing. hibernate means sleep. update and shutdown means restart then update then restart. hey, please use co-pilot, we put it in the calculator now. everyone hates us.

that bubble pop gonna hit like crack