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train car for me? A whole train car for Isla? I am spoiled with riches.

we're guys, of course we love Poison Swamp

there needs to be automatic restitution penalties to any defendant in illegal criminal charges. like if they drop it in less than a month, the president owes you a million dollars from his own pocket.

imagine waking up, and you are the most acceptable white boy in a while. you think, perhaps, its time to riff with the trans gals on bluesky, they'll love it. and then the next day all the nazis are outside your house begging to buy you a drink.

I would ask if you can fill a stadium on transphobia alone, but you can do that. the question is if they’re gonna be stoked that black women also play in the wnba

love to call the place that’s sole purpose is receiving phone calls and getting the guy who is extremely pissed he had to answer a phone call.

if I were a boss, I would merely fire every single admin employee I hired if I found out they were plagiarizing work from AI. Even an email acknowledging a meeting with a single ChatGPT style line break would have me hiring a dedicated labor lawyer to keep your unemployment claim dead and buried.

the condiment king is proud to have Kite Man on his team to finally put a stop to the Bat

mother left her kid unattended with gold bond powder and it looks like Scarface happened on these toddlers

every time im on the skateboard im just scared im patrick wilson in little children. i fell but i did not cut to black right after and smash cut to EMS lights so i am good.

home in time for norm finkelstein on hasan. are we going to get good norm, or weird norm

extremely funny if they make Stevens drop out for having a tummy ache within an hour of polls closing l so they can say el-sayed didn’t really win

honestly kind of rules getting an injury when you work in The First Aid Place at the beach. im just cracking open box after box of instant cold compresses for the rush

fall one: scuffed a knee, an elbow, and a hand. wheels snagged in a big fuckin gap on the board wall

everything being twenty dollars means one hundred dollars gets you a mere four products. you may think five, but you forgot, once again, about sales tax and now you can only buy a single diet soda, which is only 1/6 of an real item.

When you open the article on their website, an mp3 of a rifle being charged and a beer can opening is played

the best part about women’s sports? the never ending conversation about genitals. it’s a wonder an wnba game has any points when they only get ten minutes to play after two hours of land acknowledgements for every woman who got fifth place in a sporting event

every day another betting website becomes a sponsor of a baseball team adds another baseball establishment that Pete rose gets to put his name on. We’re up to…. The Pete Rose Major League Baseball league now.

getting my skateboard muscle memory back, my calves are going to kill me tomorrow

this is the number one way to keep the trans people in your mentions when you get annoyed. you gotta just learn to either ignore it or talk about the futility of ethical consumption rather than trying to riff about how annoying we are. It will only get more annoying in ways you couldn’t imagine!