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courtyard is a beautiful day for a girl

great people will tell you how great they are, thats how you'll know

when the person at the drive thru speaker said "welcome to burger king where you rule" I felt like a powerful monarch

if one of my friends ever had a problem, I would scream at them until they figured it out

tf you listening to

we all got that one homie spamming their abilities

a lot of people don't know this but the word meal is a portmanteau of the words "me" and "meal"

somethings changed

they’re dissolving me into essential oils today

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

one of my tweets went virile

hush puppies are like redneck falafels

I love my 2025 favorites

guy who gets the words ombre and umber mixed up

the perennial trifecta of sex drugs and awful music

hey fellas

we all got that one homie that's an evil horse

I've found a cool way to be unpopular with friends

I like your faces