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When you kiss someone on the mouth, you essentially make a 36 foot long tube connecting your assholes.

Your eyelids lick your eyeballs.

I am a simple machine for turning faces into somewhat horrified and yet amused faces.

Here.

Because I am fucking awesome.

If my actual self esteem matched my social media self esteem I would probably be somewhere close to a mentally healthy individual.

If you break a pinkie swear, is it resolved like the Yakuza way?

Anyone doing any kind of Harry Potter promotion in 2026 has looked at the options and deliberately chosen evil.

It's called a spread sheet for a reason.

Also I can HEAR that GIF.

Gay.

Gender is a spectrum... A ZX Spectrum, so it can output 15 colours at 256x192 with a 3.5mhz CPU.

Built a career on mocking authoritarians and yet became one.

If you can't define the boundaries of a gender, you cannot oppress it.

New Primus just dropped and it is VERY Primus! youtu.be/RE2oERgJkXg

Look what they took from us.

That really is a pathetic offering. We had really good cardstock back in edition 1 now they expect us to play on a flimsy sheet.

That pun gyoza right to my feels.

Block the troll

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