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AI companies (preparing to start up the book-shredder 5000): why does everyone hate us

late for dinner at odysseus' palace like omg can't believe you're back, you look great btw, i said to the guys all the time we should totally respect odysseus' wife, yea no I mean its your palace right, if you needed to shoot a few guys its cool what am i the arrow police haha

I do not like losing my temper, and I don't believe in bullying people unless they want me to, but some people just trample all over you until you raise your voice, at which point suddenly they are all innocent wide eyed lambs grazing in the fields of how was I supposed to know

30 minutes of patiently explaining Do Not put that Lorry on that Fragile Sinking Sewer Manhole outside our House and i turn my back only for them to flat out ignore me, two seconds of bellowing ARE YOU BLIND AND DEAF in my big boy voice and i get results, i am learning all kinds of lessons today

oh, if only I were that popular 😂 one day

We should all be so lucky that we have such a robust body of work that our kinks can be easily identified by dedicated readers.

JEAN CLAUDE the friendliest of hospitality skeletons 😭

this is the one! was also a bit deflated to hear he died yea

I am reading this book by walt odets about why gay men are so fucked up and after every chapter I'll do something like sit in the shower for two days and think about my choices only for the next chapter to be called "shower squatting: a queer defense mechanism"

INTERVIEWER: i am NOT going to call you a good boy ARMAND: ah you bully armand, you torture him with your endless questions, cruel! unkind! to little armand the vampire, why do you malign him so 🥺 INTERVIEWER: im not doing it ARMAND: your childrens children will pay for this

companies burning 75million here and 352 million there like 'we're not profitable' and everyone I know wants 3.50 for a sandwich but the economy cant sustain it

this is actually a really good question I don't know the answer to. I use some american-isms when I feel it flows better, and some spellings get changed by editors back and forth, it's hard to say lmao. I usually get veto powers, but I try not to be a diva about it haha

turning up to the book visibility alchemist like "my codex is invisible" and they are like "have you tried essence of grendel" and I say of course I have and they say well we can replace the cover but that'll be 5 gold coins and im like a whole new book is 3 gold coins! and they just shrug

I am not familiar but I think I am going to be 👀

I actually think if sports were more openly homoerotic rather than it being poorly concealed subtext I'd be more interested

I know it's fashionable to be like "I can be gay and LOVE sports" and yes I suppose you can but do you love sports or do you simply love being accepted by other men in a physical bonding activity we felt denied as teenagers because I think there's a difference

had the handyman over to fix something and he asks if I am watching the football which obviously I am not, I mean look around you frank, is this the house of a man who knows the offside rule, be serious

'you cant control what the reader thinks' incorrect. many readers show significant attitude improvement after being placed inside the pain colander

oh now that is a high quality friend

Huge thanks to the fabulous @elwyst.bsky.social , my American book dealer & fellow #GoodOmens fan, who got @deathbybadger.bsky.social’s new book, #TheDevilAndMrsGooch, not readily available in the UK, & posted it to me with a load of goodies, including #Discworld stickers. 🥰🥰🥰