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Great to see the self-immolation of Gianni Infantino. That'll teach him for wearing trainers with a suit. #FIFA

The thing I really hate about those 'Ring' doorbells everyone seems to be installing is the disembodied American voice snidely saying "Hi" with a subtext of "whoever you are you're not welcome here".

I say genocide, George.

I don't think the BBC has any conception of how bloody irritating its "what has the BBC ever done for me" advert is. #BBC

Good to see the walls closing in around Farage and Tice.