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Sudden feeling of being briefly knocked out and indoctrinated into something.

Still makes me laugh that when Richard Marx released Hazard, the B side was just him saying "I plead the fifth" followed by an instrumental version.

Tales of the Unexpected followed by Alfred Hitchcock Presents on Sky Arts is my daily worship routine.

Met Jimmy after a local Christmas panto. Afterwards he mingled with the audience, had a lovely chat with my fam, posed for a pic and wrote us a Christmas card! Lovely fella. RIP.

Does it bother anyone that they put pictures of potatoes on otherwise clear bags of ...potatoes?

Honestly I'd forgotten he existed. But it cheers me up to know he doesn't.

Climb to max altitude, put the seatbelt light on then open the door. Sorted.

Here's a short and uplifting clip from an important 9 hour performance piece called "a 2 & 3 year old wack various objects with sticks to see how they sound".

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Imagine if we could harness the power of internal screaming. Free energy forever.

Been here with @redqueen76.bsky.social . There's an incredible half abandoned art deco building at the end which was once a global maritime comms hub. And it's just up the road from the lighthouse from The Fog. Helluva day out.

You know when you go to the local tip and the staff look at you like you're an idiot because you didn't want to put the MDF in the wood skip and there's ridiculously no specific skip for plastics and you're just a clueless civilian who doesn't have the power to make such rules or decisions?

Let Roddy out the back for the first time in a few days because he's had a bad stomach from eating grass and killing things. First thing he does is eat grass. 10 mins later he delivers a dead mouse to the living room floor. He's such a twat.

So I just went for a jab at the docs. Nurse lady looks at screen & realises we were born on the same day! Never happened to her before. We then figured we were both born in the same local small hospital. So 55 years ago we were likely both in the same room! We agreed it was lovely to meet again. 🤯