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OK, if you wanna get a feel for what I'm talking about, watch WALTER vs. Aldis. WALTER looks like he's either washed or had his love of wrestles beaten out of him, but Aldis had a career best-level performance and still looked like a proper pro wrestler who hasn't internalized floaty WWE touchbutt.

...I think Nick Aldis might actually be outworking WALTER here?

Every highspot in every WWE match is so telegraphed. It makes you appreciate all of the change-ups in the AEW and NJPW house styles a lot more.

Even WALTER looks like he can't run the ropes anymore. Fucking *WALTER*. What are they DOING to these people?

WWE style wrestling was always an inferior style of wrestling to most other styles, but I can't think of another time where the work was THIS bad with so many wrestlers' fundamentals being THIS glaringly awful.

As much as oldhead tape nerds like me will talk about the WWF ruining great wrestlers like Koko Ware, he was simply a great wrestler who went unpushed because they thought he was too small. He was still able to wrestle like Koko Ware when he got a chance. WWE's actively ruined guys like Jacob Fatu.

Hobbs is the only person in this match who looks like he has any pride in his craft. Good footwork. His moves and strikes have a pop to them. He reacts like he's mentally present in the match and not performing. The other 5...oof.

Mid-match yeeting. ✅ Mid-match "WE LOVED YOU!" ✅ Mid-match "YOU WAS FAMILY!" ✅ This is definitely a Bloodline match.

WHAT IS THIS TOUCHBUTT BULLSHIT They look like they're fucking play fighting Have some pride in your fucking craft

What the fuck am I watching Why is everyone's footwork so terrible WWE definitely wasn't always like this Even when the work was soft as shit the theoretically good wrestlers had good footwork and looked like professionals Not this floaty L.A. Knight bullshit

I can't remember, was L.A. Knight the FCW guy with no belly button or was that just a contemporary of his?

Does babyface Solo Sikoa still do the stupid street fighter gimmick or does he wrestle more like he did on the indies when he was actually good?

Holy shit, Hobbs came out to complete silence and apathy.

plz stop shaking the camera you fucking weirdos

WHY ARE THEY PUSHING IO-LIV SO HARD AS A CLASSIC THAT WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR DECADES TO COME The WWE presentation is just so fucking obnoxious.

Io Shirai is still an incredibly gifted pro wrestler to get something remotely watchable out of current Liv Morgan.

*looks at Cagematch* Oh, she barely has matches now.

Was Liv Morgan always THIS bad and it's just something you get used to if you watch WWE regularly? Like holy shit, she's got Muppet-assed footwork and she takes 30 seconds to set up even the most simple moves.

Did Michael Cole just imply that Liv Morgan did a Three Amigos because they're in the city where Eddy Guerrero died? WHAT IS THIS COMPANY?!?!?

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