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congratulations!!

carbonated with mentos on the side

i didn't think religion was for me until i discovered Rounding

no one wants to look at my cloven hooves

have you gotten a close look at what any of these jamokes wear? i stg that blue suit fatso wears came from jc penney they all look either like toddlers that dressed themselves, like kids wearing daddy's clothes, or like they buy their menswear exclusively at Sally's

doesn't it just KILL you to think when she was a teenager she probably worried about every french fry she ate turning into a zit

yeah I remember last summer stop and shop was ditching mr beast edible food bars at 70% off and they ended up donating them to the food bank which is a dirty fucking trick to pull on someone who can't afford groceries

might start up an onlyfans account if reddit says there's enough interest in watching a fat old bald guy smoke weed

thank you, shop rite customers, for not being stupid twats

it'll be beef tallow

The National Weather Service, using radar, confirmed a tornado in Winnebago County, about 90 miles northwest of Milwaukee. Damage was reported in cities including Appleton and Menasha. https://to.pbs.org/4x0Is9S

this will not make the slightest bit of difference to the vapid white stacies who are starbucks' bread and butter

everyone in the Dahl family can do that, it's a family trait

wasn't there one about singing nuns? with whoopsie goldberg?

yakubian howler monkey

you should see the beautiful tomatoes that grow where the town dumps their sewage treatment sludge

late 80s flashback to when drive-by shooters used to call unintended victims "mushrooms" because they got in the line of fire

look at this kumbaya douchebag

sorry pal, no special orders

old machines are the best