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I hear the DWP has declared Mitch McConnell fit to work.

Actually this lad looks a bit like Mitch McConnell, doesn't he.

Escape from New York (1981)

I wish I'd looked after me teeth!

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Both got distinctive voices!

I wonder what level the sort of shitforbrains who whines about casting Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy can truly enjoy any film on.

I heard a recording of Hitchcock reciting this limerick and it works best if you imagine it in his voice.

There was a young lady from Ongar Who had an affair with a conger When asked how it feels To make love to an eel She said, "Well, it's just like a man only longer."

Anyway, here's one for all you millennials out there. youtu.be/rkZfAsH8d-g?...

That glass is from Wilko. Forever in our hearts.

www.instagram.com/spikethebeet... Still up on insta!

Ha great!

Aw, that beetle was called Spike. Obviously, he didn't write rude stuff, but he did seem to like abstract drawing. I followed him on Twitter. Sadly, he died, but the account continued to follow his offspring. I got very sentimental for that beetle. Next time I pass a Poundland, I'll send u a selfie.

I know the feeling. Then you have to walk past groups of kids calling you pissy pants.

Wanna feel old? Millennials are having midlife crises.

Hope she relinquished the bottle without you having to pull too violently.

I clicked like but it felt like my thumb was dangerously close to going up into his shorts.

Omg I thought this was the dumbest thing I could think of but obviously someone on reddit beat me to it. www.reddit.com/r/CriticalDr...

Every representation of the Trojan horse I've ever seen looks like the one on the left. Imagine my INCANDESCENT FURY at Nolan's, on the right there.