Now that we will never be clean, we all can acknowledge: Donald Trump does not poop like this.
Ben CollinsOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
Now that we will never be clean, we all can acknowledge: Donald Trump does not poop like this.
Ben CollinsOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
And by evidence of course we mean
The New RepublicPirro even lugged a giant box of evidence with her to prove she hadn’t messed up the case. trib.al/4UonG7L
The Constitution: is it even real? John Cornyn has thoughts!
Aaron RuparCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Jason Reitman is to Walter Kirn as Ron Howard is to JD Vance, discuss
Jonathan HowardThese guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.
So DEI for conservatives, plus tone policing? 10/10, no notes
The VergeBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
I am actively negotiating a deal to open the path from the kitchen to the dining room
Aaron RuparTrump's line of BS today is that he's actively negotiating a deal to open the Strait of Hormuz, which is controlled by the United States
“Baseball? Bullshit.” And maybe that’s true. And that’s what *I* said. But look at this, what is this? This is a deadline trade. Listen to what I’ going to tell you now: — from ‘Glengary Gill Hill’
Los Angeles: sports capital of the worldGary Gill Hill
More and more people are saying that the sun doesn’t come up in the morning. We examine the controversy.
Aaron RuparRFK Jr: Trump wanted to end lockdowns. In Fauci's diary, he talks about how the president was calling him trying to get him to reopen the country BASH: The lockdowns were down by governors K: They cited Fauci B: Govs were hearing from hospitals that their ICUs were overrun K: That's not true
Next, Anne Lamott rolling up to the Penn Classics Department inside a giant horse
Joseph RezekSUSAN ORLEAN HAS JOINED THE ENEMY IN THE ODYSSEY WARS