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Fuck. You reminded me that I owe about $40 in library dues.

Ha. Haha. Aahahhaaha. Get ready to be searched every time.

In America I think we have a similar thing when you shop. There’s an option to round up your total that goes to a certain charity but in reality it creates huge tax breaks for the company for their charitable donations. I prefer to just have some charities I set aside money for and give that way.

I had to give up my favorite pub because a guy that wouldn’t take a no went there at my usual time. I still miss that place.

I do this too but still get the motion for me to take off my headphones just for a stupid comment.

They learned from the dune vagina and made horse cock.

Dogs are cops, cats are distributors.

Save water, piss in the shower. Just do it first and wash after.

She’s like “Taylor Swift got married?”

You’re lucky they don’t pick through it. We got fined for having eggshells in our general waste instead of the compost bin.

Oh and there’s a huge union fight and a world’s fair. Gold.

Now you’re getting too fancy. That’s a proper meal, not a shame-able meal. Unless it’s Kraft singles plopped on top. That’s shame.

I did level up to tomato soup when I have it. The classic still remains though.

You get a great script with great actors and some astounding directing, word of mouth will work. They made one trailer. Trust the vision rather than using money to create a vision.

That’s a weird food that he will take into college and beyond. I still put ketchup on Mac and cheese, and get made fun of it to this day. Character building.

Snapping turtles.

I wish they would just turn it into a living pond. You get the biosphere right and it takes care of itself. Get some lily pads and stuff.

Ok, legitimately asking: how many times are masturbating per day? And if it’s a lot, does it just not take that long?

Most hymns are trash, but they do have some BANGERS.

Go to a goddamn ren faire.