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Big fan of Edd and his work, check this out it's presumably brilliant

Here's a fun game via @machill54.bsky.social on the Size Five Games Discord: how long does it take you to find @alexhorne.bsky.social on this image from 2003? Here's a clue, it'll take way longer than you'd ever imagine possible.

If they're doing this (and let's be honest, they are), I think we need to push for a commitment to supply 3rd party industry bodies with full source code, assets, materials etc for purposes of preservation. Our post release pipeline needs to change.

Jank is really good. It has something of the PCZONE about it, which I genuinely think is the highest praise games writing can get. Have they interviewed me? No. Have they covered my games? Also no, which is why I hope they don't last a second 6 months but if they somehow DO you should follow along.

This is great. This is so helpful because instead of just fixing the problem of climate change we could all get a sauna and live with it. Perfect solution, good job. Is there an issue that saunas are made of very dry wood when the wildfires catch up with you, do we think? Or is that fine?

Um... no? what?

It's weird that AI data centres are buying up all the consumer computer components they use to make Playstations, like they're buying Nvidia graphics cards from PC World. It makes more sense in my head that they should build their own one giant RAM and leave our loads-of-little-ones alone.

AI hungrily feasting on books and destroying them because it has poisoned the internet with its own hallucinations is a great plot for a science fiction novel.

Godot's rise is something I've seen a lot of behind the scenes lately. If you're a jobbing coder, it's definitely worth spending some evenings getting to grips with it so you can slap it on your CV. Lots of indie/ AA titles are gravitating towards it.

Yet more good news for the highly functional games industry, can't wait.

Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The awkwardness is palpable, and the deftness with which they remove the corpse is 😗👌

When you first meet this character, Bond is getting off the back of a cargo plane. The man grumbles "You're late." to indicate what a no nonsense hard ass he is MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU THINK I WAS FLYING THE PLANE? I was on the plane. Its take off and landing times were NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

(for varying degrees of the word "all", obviously)

Thought everyone should know that the breakfast cereal "Weetos" have successfully created the most 1990s video game mascot imaginable and I love it

Absolutely horrifying scenes for fans of GBC. Just tragic. youtube.com/shorts/5V6Tc...

Germanbreadcutter Episode 159YouTube video by Germanbreadcutteryoutube.com

Anyway, so they're now crowbarring EA Sports FC simulations into all your favourite apps whether you want it or not, and destroying the plant with datacentres to fuel it. Look, you're either onboard with EA Sports FC simulations or you're going to get left behind, it's the future.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SEGA Megadrive, 1992)

Forgive me, Bristol. I was not aware you had such a high calibre of tourist attractions.