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Daniel O'Brien

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Senior Writer- Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; Author- How to Fight Presidents; Co-Host- Quick Question with Soren and Daniel

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Daniel O'Brien

God dammit I just thought of the perfect thing to say to the woman who was rude to me on a plane in Chicago three weeks ago.

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Cars should be able to hit other cars a little bit.

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The vegetables we grow in our backyard garden-- tomatoes specifically-- are so FUCKING GOOD it's literally changed the way I see the world.

Matt Novak

Another odd moment occurred when Musk insisted that work in the future would be "optional" because robots would do everything. Musk said people might still work in the future but compared it to people who grow their own backyard tomatoes. He said they could just go to the store for better tomatoes.

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Thoroughly charmed by the wholesomeness of this pointless reddit question.

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I feel like we didn't appreciate just how funny it is to name yourself "Rob Zombie."

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Nosferatu... Nose: For "Achoo." Something there.

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Biblical Guy: Ah, the Virgin Mary and the Christ Child, blessings. And you must be the Virgin Joseph. Joseph: Oh that-- I think that's just for-- Second Guy: VIRGIN JOE, WHAT'S GOOD JOE THE VIRGIN?!

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I've been reading Swanboy for years and it's difficult to tell someone new where/how to "start," but this arc is as good as it gets.

Dreamboat Branny 🦢

The Noel Goes to Hooters arc has officially ended. If you wanna read it from the sort of beginning, start here: swanboy.com/comic/40andme/

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I hope my son's first words are something like "mama" or "hello" and not the thing he hears me say every morning when we tour the garden, "Hey squirrels eat shit get fucked die and go to hell." "Dada" would be nice too I guess.

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On Sunday I googled "Who won the tony for best featured actor" and Google AI confidently answered even though a) Abbott did not win and b) the category had not been announced yet.

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Just figure out "A" game with the Liberty Biberty Guy and stick with it.

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Mailman said my lawn looked great.

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Remember when that Nobody was like "I've been put in charge of the search for the next Jeopardy host and-- Get this-- it's me!" and then he was immediately... Kicked off the planet? Killed? That was so, so funny.

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Normalize the pasta burrito

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Can't explain why but it's pretty jarring that this character's name is Frank.

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Being married to me means that once a day-- every day-- you will be asked "What are you thinking about for dinner" at about 7:30 in the morning.

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I'm not going to say the 90s were perfect, only to point out that someone could write a pop song that was almost literally "I want to fuck this actor from TV" and it would be a HIT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp...

Bree Sharp's David Duchovny in HDYouTube video by BreeSharpDDwww.youtube.com
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