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Let’s put some BROCCOLI on that PLATE!!!

Homie Melon is the next big thing

Who needs friends when you’ve got… HOMIE MELON!!!

“Bits” do not just come out of thin air, they require a fertile mind garden to sprout from the stillness of inner peace, which cannot be disrupted

Sometimes I see a biker, pedestrian, or motorcyclist and the Grand Theft Auto instincts kick in

So hard to pick

Weekend baby!!!

Golden Goober is stupid. Don’t know what I was thinking

I could no longer in good couscous use Twitter

The Golden Goober!!!

Is the creosote bush, the “GOAT” bush? 🤔

What if the Joker was on the Titanic?

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Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged

"A latent, low-level narcissist." So not a narcissist?

Hi blue sky I’m Alan! Not Dan hentschel

I choose freedom.

To be groovy - is a gift

What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity.

I am aware of the situation.

Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame. But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.