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Considering how his own invasion went so poorly this is hardly a big surprise
Secretary of Defense RockStill can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol
This is one of those things where things were better when you were a kid because you were a kid and not because things were better.
BrendelIt’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
This is the reason so many people are so comfortable screaming NO! but never say what they'd say yes to
Leif MaloneAn important thing about policy and really adulthood is that sometimes there are no good options, just varying degrees of bad.
Downplay a book or movie: One Hundred Years of Occasional Companionship
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice ActivistDownplay a book or movie: There Are Many Tangoes Left In Paris
In college my one roommate's pet rabbits ate my other roommate's ayahuasca
Lapis.liyaSome ants got into the 5 mg gummy I accidentally left out and I just wanna wish them godspeed