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Just got hired as a trillionaire

Bigfoot spotted in Manhattan hitting on art school girls

one problem facing our country that no one seems to talk about is the rampant use of royalty-free soft rock covers of already terrible pop songs in our restaurants

just saw a woman with a tattoo of this image covering her calf

boss yelling at me for messing up at work and i raise my shirt over my head to make myself appear bigger so he will leave

they're inventing a new kind of fuck

Chain sandwich places ranked: 1. Jersey Mike's 2. Firehouse Subs . . . 85. Jimmy John's . . . 10000000. Subway

don't be so quick to judge someone for being a serial killer... you never know what someone is going through...

Medical Doctors should not be allowed to have podcasts

work computer crashes if i let it go to sleep while excel is open

my economic system incentivizes limitless psychopathy but I think if I can get the tax credits set up correctly we can fix it

They're coming out with new people every day

Just got imbued with an ancient and vile power

the last couple AMD GPU drivers have been super fucked up and there's people on reddit saying it's "user error" for not reinstalling windows when you update drivers. You Have Stockholm Syndrome

just saw a pregnant woman wearing a shirt that read "PREGNANT SUMMER"

need the economy to stop edging me and collapse

Pussy got me feeling like white Will Stancil

went to the bowling alley once and watched a guy walk up to the counter, pay for a pizza, and leave. Some people live indecipherable lives

Pokémon is dogfighting and Digimon is about asking what if you wanted to fuck the dogs