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How many times is this automated voice in Customer Service going to tell me to have my account number available and "this call may be recorded for quality assurance". I've not been on the line more than 30 seconds, and it's been repeated at least 5-6 times.

Wait... did he just say Bug World?!

The Y posted a form about their triathlon. “I survived The Y Tri!” Yes. Why try.

No cheating, post your lock screen. Udon 🍤

Wardrobe trimmed, drawers organized, laundry folded, loads persist, dishes done, cleaned up trinkets, stashed towels… wiped counters… dusted old treasures, collapsed boxes, rotated 3D prints…

H2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed PoseALT: H2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed Posestatic.klipy.com

When my cat senses I’m about to sneeze, she chirps at me.

I used to have “Always busy” in my profiles. Took it out since no one really read it, but still get “Are you busy?” when I’m not reading messages in a timely manner. People who /know/ I’m busy. Gonna start replying “Is this rhetorical?”

Is this how neurotypical individuals function? Why did I choose challenge mode for so long?! While not perfect, the last week has been so much better in terms of functioning normally.

Told the guy at the register that I refuse to contribute to lithium waste via disposables when he recommended one if something wouldn't fit my rechargeable. "I love you for that."

Bought an air purifier because of the amount of allergens sitting in the back field, and I don't get along with allergy meds. Thankful that I have it now because of the smoke. Be safe out there everyone.

"Verify your age" "Never Gonna Give You Up" was played repeatedly on the radio because it was the top of the charts, and I often listened to it sitting in the backseat of my dad's new Ford Aerostar.

RIP Sam Neill.

Suddenly remembering the one time I bit into a banana and the center was crunchy.

I used to say that I had less focus than a Ford Dealership. "But they discontinued that vehicle.... Oh!" You get it.

Woke up thinking about Pocari Sweat.

I love logging onto portals and consoles where the format and style change frequently.

@ghimno.bsky.social doesn’t know about the three seashells.

That's it. That's the post.

The Parent Trap Coins FallingAlt: Quarters falling onto a soft surface, representing a lot of change.static.klipy.com

My cat Udon is aggressively being affectionate because she knows she’s going to the vet. It’s very much: “Look! I’m a good noodle! I don’t need to go to the vet! That’s just a waste of time and money. See?! UDON IS GOOD BEAN!”

All I hear are screams, every time I dare to close my eyes. Tinnitus go brrrrrrrrrrr. Well, more <CRT TV whine>