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I’m staying in your peripheral vision, throwing shapes you can’t even conceive of

Don’t fuck with me, I’ll write a fanfic of you falling in love with your most hated coworker

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this! *presses a raw burger patty into your hand*

One day I’m gonna finish one of my many writings and when I do? It’s over for everyone

If I was bear I would’ve used my one wish willow to get some crab rangoons

Trans girl who infiltrates Dorley just so she can get out of the job she hates

Guess who got diarrhea her first time out girlmoding!

Trans girl who keeps all her used needles so she can do an estrogen version of the Saw 2 heroin needle pit

One day I’m gonna post face and everyone’s gonna be ASTONISHED by the fact I’m the most mediocre white woman

Finding out that Dr Death Defying was removed from the Danger Days remaster is heartbreaking. I memorised Jet-Star and the Cobra Kid for NOTHING

Trans girl who’s insecure about how clocky she is and has panic attacks every time she overtakes while driving: I wish I passed better

It’s been like 2 days since I saw mcr live and I still can’t believe it, that shit was exquisite

I’m like if a Disney adult was cool (Kingdom hearts fan)

Due to this take infinite jest and house of leaves will now be popup books

Justin Trudeau

Tgirl making a famous person answer trivia questions to get her nudes call that The Chase celebrity special

Trans girl with dysphoria about her eyesight because she thinks her prescription is clocky

That’s the guy who made my favourite movie franchise!

We should normalise calling no good ne’er do wells wastrels and scoundrels

Clearly you’ve never dissociated in the shower while listening to the succession theme