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Slayer's Bloodline might be the most underrated vampire song.

Friends, Romans, countrymen... Fuck!

ARCs now available for RED SANDS, my horror debut. If you're a reviewer in some capacity, and love horror, hit my DMs.

Pretty sure I made a crypto scammer give up chasing me out of despair

Hey, a song about my writing career open.spotify.com/track/0G7pje...

Hippies and CowboysCody Jinks · Less Wise · Song · 2010open.spotify.com

I just want one state fair where they have a hippo display, and the organizers don't realize what they've done until the screaming starts

I'm thrilled to announce... nothing. I have nothing to announce. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? MY LIFE IS A SHAMBLES YOU MONSTER

Today's nightmare is brought to you by PHP versioning errors. And cheesecake. Because I made a cheesecake.

My live D&D group dried up and blew away at the same time they reached the Tomb of Annihilation, and I kind of want to force a reunion so I can kill their PCs in new and horrible ways. As a lesson, of course.

The new Star Trek MtG cards look like unvarnished ass. But hey, they reprinted Sheoldred.

One! What comes after one? Two! What comes after two? Three! What comes after three? Four! What comes after four? I don’t knoooooooow!

[Dio scream] Ah, stubbed my toe.

Lunch was scalloped potatoes and Twinkies, and this is why I need a nap now.

Feeling the urge to write something completely unhinged lately.

Back to work today thanks to my friends Sudafed and Vicodin.

Friends, I am sick, and instead of resting, I get to listen to them power wash the house with what I assume is a fire hose.

Coming in September, my first book in a few years. Buy it, won't you? Or don't. But do. www.amazon.com/Red-Sands-Cl...

Anyway, if you like twisted horror, we wrote one. www.amazon.com/Long-Island-...

As much as I like the interaction on Threads, it didn’t take long for it to turn toxic. So, back here, I guess. I’d be more excited, but pretty sure I caught a case of Strep throat.

I'm at the point in the book release process where I can't tell if people reading hate the book, me, or I'm just impatient.