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That’s the nice thing about writing in the Opinion Section. Even Ross Douche-hat’s job is protected.

It’s always surreal to be looking at a picture of seemingly normal people and know they are not only batshit crazy but they’re also utter and complete idiots.

Fetterman has always had a hard time speaking haha. If Mitch had a stroke to the degree of being unable to speak, even if he was able to sit upright in a chair, after only a month he would still show some signs of facial droop. He literally looks fine.

Eric is likely in an intimate relationship with Jared Kushner and Don Jr. is probably sleeping with Melania. The thought of any of these limp muppets trying to act tough makes me laugh.

If that were true then that photo would be completely bogus. Someone who has suffered a massive stroke to the degree that prevents them from speaking can’t just sit upright smiling like that.

Can anyone see what brand of knee pads Hannity is wearing? I need some new ones to wear when I go skateboarding.

Yeah. Cuz that’s exactly how it works 🙄. You can’t make this stuff up. At least not sober 🫩.

I think it’s AI. The lighting is weird, there’s some strange brown thing sticking out the left side of the coffin, and little Marco is almost TOO embarrassingly awkward. Kind of like a parody of a person who already is a parody of a human. I could be wrong of course.

I agree. And the coffin doesn’t look quite right.

Lil Wang sucks. You can have him Donny boy.

Edit: I guess the dude on the far left is actually older than I thought at first, so he probably remembers Carter’s presidency.

Oooh, his best friend in HS was an Iranian guys! That means he clearly can’t be racist. Neither of those other two idiots were even alive during Carter’s term so they should probably stop laughing at shit they don’t know anything about.

Maria sounded like she was being electrocuted there at the very end.

Make the hat red and change “mouth” to “neck” and you have pretty much every Trump supporter. Especially the ones in Congress (looking at you Mike Johnson, Ted Cruz, etc.)

Jesus…

I’m sorry, but I can’t take a guy who sounds like he gargles with the hardware included with an IKEA shelf set seriously

If the movie has… Protagonist named Odysseus: ✔️ Years long journey to return home:✔️ Wife named Penelope:✔️ Son named Telemachus:✔️ Witch, cyclops, etc.:✔️ then it’s probably ‘The Odyssey’

Pretty sure China and India beg to differ. But yeah, I think electing Fauci as president was a poor decision for leadership. Oh…wait…

Brilliant!!

Yeesh, and he called Biden old.