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Exhausted from all the pats and excitement from going to the pet store and back.

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Too much fun was had at the dog park. #MemphisTheMalshi

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I can’t even with any of this bullshit time wasting.

If you don’t want to be convicted of rape and sent to jail - don’t rape someone. Pretty straightforward.

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Finally having the light that fell out of the ceiling 2 years ago fixed - and on cue now the toilet is playing up 😑 Fuck renting is arse

Waiting for LinkedIn to send me a recommendation to apply for the role of Victorian Premier.

Wait why is Prime video suddenly playing movies in English with a German audio track and more importantly why didn’t I notice until I was 15 minutes in? In other news where is the remote and where is Memphis…

OK so #MasterChefAU schedule is - Sunday Aug 2 7-8:15pm "funsies" episode Monday Aug 3 7:30pm Semi final Sunday Aug 9 7-8:15pm Grand Finale www.tvcentral.com.au/free-to-air/...

MasterChef Australia reveals Top 3 ahead of 2026 Grand FinaleMasterChef Australia has revealed Petro, Aaron and Vinnie as its 2026 Top 3, with the Grand Finale set for Sunday, 9 August on 10.www.tvcentral.com.au

Ok so if you got the alert you are a valuable member of society and if you didn’t then you are disaster collateral.

Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May DieAlt: Lord Farquaad: Some Of You May Diestatic.klipy.com