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hooo boy, there’s someone who hasn’t gotten any head since at least 2003, that’s for darn sure

I have read this thread quice and I still cannot tell if you are 1% joking, 15% joking, 50% joking, 72% joking, 95% joking, or completely joking

d’you want your ass whupping now or later??

which guy? there’s like four fuckin guys in the post, my chigga

I mean I didn’t even know they made a new odyssey movie till I saw this proast

SHUT DE FUCK UP, BRUH OR IMAW KIA 💀

I can just smell the tangy, acrid waves of dried-cum scent wafting off of mr scripttrooper there

honketi honk honk, baby

- he’s a shit-eating idiot - no - no because he’s just generally a gold-plated shit-eating idiot

bvvvoouuuu 🥹

exhibit 5,348,741 as to why the 😂 emoji merits nothing less than immediate and total social ostracization

macarranãos

bounopsies