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this dude’s a fuckin spider or something????

it’s called pandora, and it’s a magical world!!! and the people are nicer, and they’re blue!!!!

[don draper as sal turns around a poster board but it’s set in the 2020s] klarna: why pay for it now?

tony soprano would have been one of those people who wishes they lived in james cameron’s avatar world

listening to drake next to the sleep apnea machine as i drift away

[less than 200 dollars to my name voice] planet hollywood is a brand that really reflects me and my sensibilities. it’s more than just a premiere dining destination, it’s a lifestyle — like margaritaville for movies

[clutching an injury in a movie theatre] get me to planet hollywood, they have the technology to fix me

the weekend, welcomes with open arms

i’m gonna spike black beach balls at people during my set

getting as much time in nature in as possible before the tequila, berlin techno and summer goth show weekend commences

listening to sade by the lake today

i love to shop at best bi

why did craig ferguson look exactly like zoolander here

every good house party needs a guy like this around

watching under the silver lake and beau is afraid simultaneously on separate screens as a hose shoots car exhaust into the room

how about beau is afraid but he’s purple?

yeah, i like a24, a24 pack at the afters

if my music was about muppets my name would be crimesididntkermit