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When I was 12 I had Harry Potter so completely memorized that any tiny change in the film was glaringly noticeable. It’s easy to forget the book isn’t a sacred text but went through the same creative process to get made as the movie

What if I want to shoot fireballs at my enemies though

Welcome to Glonzo Park

What if the sea people were time traveling Vikings

I wonder what is the most recent war in the modern world that was actually really about economics instead of ideology or revenge or power or hatred etc ?

Would makes more sense with the films theme if the characters are motivated by outrage over Paris. “Kidnapping women leads to brutal senseless revenge war that makes no sense economically” also unfortunately is no longer alien to the modern world

What if you’re given the chance to cross the river styx with your wife to rescue her from hades, but only if you don’t look behind you

Heads: aoc wins 2028, vance wins 2032 Tails: Vance 2028, aoc 2032 Decline to flip: Fetterman wins 8 years

The oracle of Delphi promises you that if you invade egypt, a great empire will fall, do you,

“Sanction Israel” + “end sanctions on Iran” combo seems to imply they want Israel to be defeated in war, more than peace through diplomacy. I wish the left had more serious FP to offer than sentimental pacifism and soft campism

You can say something about the goddess Athena but she may in fact get mad

This is a good idea but also anyone who’s been on a church committee or synagogue etc knows the hardest part is getting people to volunteer and getting attendees to show up more than once a year. It’s worthwhile work but it’s really hard!

Herman Melville: before we go on this whaling voyage, you should know the ship requires financing and insurance Me: why do I need to know that…

It’s already unfair that Greek myth is so goated, they also have chanting that’s cooler than leyning ??

It would be cool to have a Rashomon style adaptation that plays with that. Bunch of people at a campfire. “Wait that’s not how I remember it!” One narrator’s version is Bronze Age, one narrator’s version is Iron Age, another is mixed etc

Jonah: this whale could have been a mail

The goddess of wisdom can grant many blessings but does not help you with a basic skill issue

“Androids are real but they do the Peter griffin pratfall” is a pretty funny future honestly

(Slaps the roof of the Mediterranean) this baby can fit so much ethnic diversity in it

Your post election skeet that this is a new political order keeps not being disproven unfortunately