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When I was growing up there was a lot of lads called Ross and Gary and now there isn’t. Science can’t explain that.

Do you think when the singularity happens they’ll be able to make a public transport speaker that you can hear?

Great patter by me over on LinkedIn.

There’s me in The Liberties looking like a badly poured Guinness.

Mayo 4 Sam actually happened.

One of the things I never understood about Interstellar was the urgency for McConaughey to leave. It’s probably some orbit bullshit, but they had him rushing like it was a 5:50am Ryanair flight.

Layoffs are so unimaginative. Burn fast and bright. Stick the ARR on black. Give everyone cocaine. Bribe the President.

Only Catholics and Germans win the World Cup.

Trophies won 1967-2026 Scotland: 1 (Kirin Cup, 2006) England: 0

There won’t be a plastic chair safe in Atlanta, Georgia tonight.

Agent Tuchel. Your job is done. Please return to base.

I’ve thought it over and I’m ready to support England in the World Cup final.

Defend a 1-0 against the world champions? It never works, but…

I hope England get fucked 10-0. Please leave me alone with your AI slop videos and Telegraph articles.

It’s kind of fucked how many videos online are just Americans talking in their cars in the middle of a big slab of concrete.

man who was citing FIFA laws yesterday: I never really liked gay soccer anyway

The US and FIFA corruption is “under 18’s manager playing his shite son as starting striker” on a global scale.

Happy 4th of July to all my American fans out there.

Why didn’t Taylor Swift just rent an Irish castle for her wedding like a regular classless rich Yank?

Is there a way to invest in air conditioning stocks so I can retire before the world burns?