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Having my first driver's license photo taken today since I first got it when I was 16. Surely this can only be an improvement. Surely.

The only argument against Mamdani going to the 9/11 memorial is "everyone mourns differently, so what if they're racist" like nono that's not how that works

Ppl on both sides are always using the 5th amendment as proof of guilt and acting like its not their right. I listen to true crime and every time a guy is like "I am not talking to you, lawyer", even if I'm like 99% sure they did it anyways I'm always like "fair play, I wouldn't talk either."

Cartoonishly evil and they wonder why people support and understand Luigi Mangione

Pov its 2009 and you just got your first phone for Christmas. yeah that's a slide phone😎💅

I made 6 bagels today and I'm already 3 down. I need to make them by the dozens

AI could never do this

I present: my first ever bagels!!! 🥯 3 salt bagels and 3 plain. I'm so proud🥲💕

Idk these bands/artists but this post confirms that every time I say "band name called it" I'm absolutely cooking

Dental hygienist flossed my teeth like I killed her mom istg

Going to the dentist tomorrow and if they guilt me even a little for bad brushing habits I'm gonna lose it. End of my rope fr ur lucky I even kept this appointment

Love my new phone wallpaper choices

It's weird to read news like this knowing 100% that people will die from this. It's only a matter of time. Like how the mass shooting news trickles through now, its just becoming something that happens here that gets less attention each time. Our government has failed us all. Burn it all down.

Just got pet insurance so either this pays off or they ironically don't need any emergency visits ever again

Remember this when they do one on one interviews with Trump.

This feels like something everyone is in on to trick me. Because surely not. I don't even want to Google it. Why😭😭😭

Currently job searching... obsessed with this

Massive attack on Iran? With what money bc isn't the military so broke it needs billions more? And didn't congress rebuke him again? Genuinely frightening what he might be capable of as this gets more and more unpopular.

Keep thinking about the Spiderman Liquid IV ad that both me and my bf thought were Spiderman condoms

just Chumba opening a portal to the sun I guess #cat #tripod #sun #ieatadalight