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Back in the 90s, Snapple made a series of drinks based on the elements, and the rain one was the best tasting drink on the planet. It is what the elves gave to Frodo to drink. You can't get it anymore.

In 1995, Pizza Hut introduced their version of the stuffed crust pizza. Today, 31 years later, I have finally tasted it. It was ok.

Oh yeah!

Hello from Poznan Poland. I don't know how to smile for photos, so enjoy this unintentionally stern look.

Oh boy...

I'm always hesitant to share videos like this because, inevitably, a lot of people will try to get one and find you shouldn't try to keep an undomesticated animal as a pet. Then huge amounts of them get abandoned. The guy in the video is hopefully an expert. Super cute, but do not try to get one!

You know, I had the titular line in The Odyssey. It was during that scene when the Good Will Hunting guy is teaching Helen of Troy how to drive, and I'm a stowaway, because I'm always stowing away. And I walk by and say, "Ah boy. I'm just so tired of all these od seas."

Does anyone have that x files meme where Mulder tells Scully they have flights booked because they are going to investigate Jimothy?

This sequence stuck with me from childhood.

There's no question godzilla fits in with the police. He is always killing innocent people and destroying things. Even when he is actually "being the good guy" by fighting another monster, he destroys the communities he is supposedly protecting.

I finally got prescribed Ritalin a month ago, and now I'm the CEO.

5 years from now, conservatives will show people this footage and say, "this what life is like under communism."

Any political party with their religion in the name is inherently bad. (The C in CDU stands for Christian).

I passed my German language test for level B1. It's not guaranteed that I will be given citizenship, but this was the last qualification I was missing for the application.