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🌟 Siiigh, if only the Good bakery in town wasn't A) only really available on weekends, B) a two mile roundtrip, C) more or less requires getting to it at like 6AM if you want to get anything and D) still cash-only in the year of hell 2026 😔 yes its a huge pain in the ass but FUCK they're good

🌟 The ghost of many cakes... 👻

🌟Aw geez, I'm sorry, friend...

🌟 Like, officially! Kinda! It's cool anyway! 😤 (lmao we didn't see this 'til now cuz' Bluesky hid this post I think because it got flagged as "rude"? We need to check our settings again, clearly 🤪)

🌟 Sigh, god damn it, now WE wanna watch it AGAIN. 😒💨

🌟 It is, yeah! We've never been over 200lbs before. 😊 Likewise -- even though BMI is bullshit for actual health purposes -- using BMI for kinky purposes, it's also the first time we've been "officially" "overweight" before... 🥰

🌟 ok yes, you're right Thorn, Sunny is insane for even considering this scenario, full agreement, but it's really hot tho 😳💦 🌹 Do we retain the ability, in any capacity. To whack off normally, once. ☀️ like maybe technically but why the fuck WOULD we 😤😈

🌟 Thank you! 😄

🔥 this is the most demented thing we've seen from Twin Peaks, who the fuck thought TWO pots of coffee is suitable for A CONFERENCE TABLE LENGTH OF DONUTS, WHAT THE HELL `w`

🔥 Yeah, we had a member who preferred not being a person and more of a "function" or like, a background operating system. It's, a little different now. It's now more of a living mental terrain, a boundary, that occasionally likes "pretending" to be a person. Also, kind of a deity ...Good luck! ^^

🔥 Me, yesterday: Y'know, we should really invest in a good blender Me, now: thank fucking god we don't have a blender owo

Shake absinthe and lime juice with ice. Strain pour into a chilled glass. Pour in Mountain Dew, top with bitters, stir well. You could definitely up the lime juice if you want more of a bite. Damn it, it is frustrating how good this is. •̀ w •́

🔥 The only disappointment is that it's violently yellow rather than violently green. Guess we should try it with midori if we want that but... this one we'll almost certainly be tastier. >w> 2 oz absinthe 0.75 oz fresh pressed lime juice two barspoons of bitters (yes, it's a lot) 4 oz Mountain Dew

🔥 A steel mood, duh~ ‾w‾

🔥 It is sincerely a joy to see other peoples joy no matter the case -- and it's especially so seeing YOUR joy and pride with yourself, so, no, not at all. =^^= ... also, doubly so because, no, getting to see an incredible cutie all the time is like, the opposite of an annoyance •̀ w •́

🔥 Alright, well, there's a life that will be forever alien to us, because in no lifetime would we ever spend that much on a goddamn rice cooker. The $50 one is just fine. which isn't to say we're not curious about how it felt to use and the rice it made but y'know, priorities. ^^;

🔥 Okay, the smell of it is also carrying over that aroma and flavor of naught, so I am getting rid of this now. Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, [name redacted], how the fuck do you do this.

🔥 I feel bad for the gochujang. I'm sorry, we didn't know we were dropping you into an oceanic abyss, an oblivion of flavorless grease. There is no salvaging this, and I dare say I cannot imagine how it was made in the first place. We feel a little bit haunted, and a lot sickened.