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I was just going to scroll past this bad joke... but then I noticed it had 68 likes...

Absolute work of art. You can do something different every single day for months. You could just do a nature walk over the city!

Thank you em. I believe in the Posi Posse. I work towards spreading love and encouragement every day.

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Don't let anyone take your voice, Jessica. 💛

Such clean lines! Such clear walking paths! I am such a chaos gremlin.

I feel so guilty and ungrateful enjoying a full day of slacking off and then wishing it was back in mere hours as if I deserve twice as much. I'm a greedy pig longing for a life of wealth and leisure. CURSE YOU BANGLES! 🤣

I used to donate my hair to charity wigs for children... but the length requirements have grown and my hair isn't as strong as it was decades ago. Oh well. No more feeling sorry for kids who had to walk around with my limp, lifeless hair.

Music won't stop playing? It must be the late night coffee....

YEAH, I don't know what the accommodations are supposed to be for this. Like, we know what to do when you need a hospital hold for a self-harm vigil, but before that, what is the guidance on just struggling to pretend you're okay? As your Internet Uncle all I can do is say I'm so glad you're here.

New team name: Atlanta lanta bo-banta Banana fana fo-fanta Fee fi mo-manta ATLANTA!

How do I not have any saved reaction pics from the movie Clue? I need to go fix that...

This is a post about the legal versions of pharmaceutical meth, right?

I'm less confident in my funny as the day goes on.

I pretend I'm in Sanctuary Hills and there's a bad storm, that's why there's a loud wind. We're all huddled up in the one fortified house. Preston: Sturges! Are you sure we're flood proof in here? Sturges: Now don't you worry none, Preston. Piper: Blue, can it with the Pip-Boy I'm trying to sleep!

WAIT, I've been using my pinky to hold down SHIFT this entire time????!!!!!?!!!??? Now you tell me!

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I assume the guillotine it a chef's knife, right?