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Re: Hard Knocks - am I wrong for thinking Mike Macdonald's message for Emmanwori is...specious at best? Shut out the noise. No one else can define you. In 15 minutes it won't matter. To prove that, here is a decade old quote about me from Rex Ryan that I keep around because I think they were right.

It's almost Fantasy Football Season aka "time of year I get roasted in group chats for having an Android"

"Gun influencer" is so fucking grim.

Is the Kennedy Center still masked up?

there goes the new host of "Whiskey Days That End With Y with Jeanine Pirro"

The Saint (1997): Val Kilmer is a master of disguises where every disguise looks like Val Kilmer in disguise & every alias is an easily identifiable Catholic saint

his HOF Induction speech is gonna be 7-1/2 hours of this folderol

the thing I loved about Jessica Fletcher is that she was gonna tidily solve that murder, but she was gonna be extra messy with the gossip while doing so

I have never done the "Walk of Shame". I have, however, completed a few "Strolls of Regret" and once even a "Saunter of Self-Reproach".

Heidecker looking like if GG Allin was a podcast host

Starting Sunday with some hopeful visions of the future

I bet there isn't Much McConnell there any more

Betting the house it'll come out that his secret wife is AI

Broke the fogless mirror in my shower & now cursed to 7 years of bad beardlines

Research Fella at the Institute fer Cowboyin'

Every Twitter screenshot is either something hilarious dated 2018 or a most horrific blue checked xenophobia dated 2026. I promise you don't need to be there anymore.

I don't think Judy Blume books should be banned or anything, but it is kinda fucked up Fudge ate a whole ass turtle and nobody stopped him.

Nothing like getting a hair in your mouth to ruin your appetite for the big bowl of hair you're eating.