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People are like “fruit and vegetables are so tasteless now.” Did you ever eat a 1980s tomato?

This is actually true

Gianni Infantino flew too close to the scum

Wikipedia: ❝The porch goose is a lawn ornament popular in the United States. They reached the peak of their popularity in the 1980s, but are still common in the Midwest.❞ I have questions: “it is?”, “they did?”, and “they are?” I’ve never seen these before. I grew up in the Midwest in the 1980s.

Sing, oh goddess, of the wrath of Achilles, badda bing badda boom

I like how all the humanities types are like “maybe people will read some Homer now” and I have some news Nobody is going to do that

You’re just mad because there’s no clock in your hat

In the last few days, someone has been flying a Cessna Skymaster into, out of, and around our wee airport Unusual airplane around here. Unusual generally It’s not this plane, but you can see what they look like.

Anti-AI needs a symbol A concise symbol

Wo Es war, soll Ich werden? In this economy?

Remember when Apple actually enforced their rule against iphone system notifications from apps being used for ads? Yeah, it’s been a while

It’s not true that nothing ever happens Things get worse

Do I, like, have to go see a Christopher Nolan movie? I don’t like Christopher Nolan movies

Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but with a big car chase in the middle

“Smeg” may be a quality Italian kitchen appliance brand but I just can’t

New jersey. No, the shirt, not the state

I’m a time traveler from the not-too-distant past

I remember many things that used to be everywhere and now no longer exist, which makes me feel more and more like a ghost

The democrats here put up a sacrificial congressional candidate (the republican is guaranteed to win) who is running on the “Trump betrayed us” platform - stuff is still too expensive, and Trump didn’t drain the swamp. What’s the point? Neither republicans nor democrats will vote for that shit

“cripes”